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I hate blogs. Well, I hate writing a blog. It’s a whole level of commitment I’m so not…committed to. Thanks to tumblr for making a blogging platform for the lazy woman. I can upload a shitty picture with a shitty comment to appease you or take the time to pour my heart and soul into a post you may or may not read. Either way, I’ll give it the old college try.

In honor of the ridiculousness that is this presidential campaign and American politics in general, I give you, POLITIBLAHBLAH.

Now you should know one thing: I am in NO WAY a political analyst. I figure if scores of men can get on TV and say stupid shit about politics, a little black girl from Houston, Texas can do at least that, if not more, ON THE INTERNET. I don’t even have a basic grasp of economics, I am not sure of the American voting process, and I can’t remember more than five percent of the zero political science classes I took in college. But these facts don’t stop Fox from giving folks hours of TV time so I figure I’m doing alright.

Dawg Daze

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

I love lamp.

Meet Louie, because he’d love to meet you.

Meet Louie, because he’d love to meet you.